About ME: 1. Eats pizza. That's when I'm not eating something else. 2. Drinks almond milk. If and only if I can't get ahold of a man's cum. 3. Licks cucumber/banana. It only happens if I'm teasing my partner. About YOU: 1. Loves to sprinkle yo...

I get easily distracted by my naughty thoughts at random times. Maybe that's just how it is if you've been single for a few years now and haven't gotten a proper shag in months. Wishing someone would come along to end my misery.

When I was a youngun, my dream was to become a part of the military to serve the queen and the country. However, now that I am a bit older, my dreams changed to becoming a makeup artist for the royal family.

I have dated a few times and tried to go long term, but most of them were not worth my time at all. Now, I decided that flings and short term arrangements are more my speed. Nothing beats fast and hard fucking with strangers in the dark.

I don't care if all he wants from me is to get laid and nothing else. But he has to guarantee that he knows what he's doing and to make sure that he is not the only one who will be having an orgasm. When it comes to pleasure, sex should always be a ...